n0ir's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Santa Crows' Gift]

stylish

but how the fuck did you get 2 daily portal awards, for the same submission lol

[Up From Ashes]

something different

reminded me of broken saints a little :P, but not as good, with some animation, but fucked up story, and a dancing bird-headed mumified corpess'sidfjdkjfdlkfjdlokj you get the point..

[The Cloak - Episode 1]

wow

that was great!

graphics: were kick ass

style: very stylish. really original

sound: had that sitcom transitional music mumbojumbo and it worked really nice. the voices were great too.

interactivity: well it was a movie so that doesn't really matter, but you had a cool preloader screen not just black so their was a little soemthing to look at while waitin

violence: not too much not too little.. humorous violence

humor: hilarious, some of the funniest stuff ive seen in flash

good job too sum it all up! can't wait till the next one.. i vote 5!

-evan

[The Mobfather]

"you're a discrace to the family."

I hope your movies sleep with the fishes..

Its not that I just want to diss your movie and blam it.. It really was crappy, sorry to say. You had a big file size, and it wasn't worth the wait. Whoever did acting was horible. Never destroy the picture perfect image of the classic, 'the godfather' again.. I mean? The mobfather? you have to be freaking kidding me. You say in some of your reviews that the people at NG don't apriciate a good movie er something.. well, why the hell are you submitting here anyway. Personally, I don't think a sane NG member would give this submission anything higher than a 1, just maybe a 2. I apologize for hating your movie, but you shouldn't buy macromedia flash, to poop out, piles of shit like this.. Good luck in the movie industry, you're gonna need it...

[Max Payne 2]

haha

as a fan of the max payne series.. i no a good mp parody when i see one.. and this is one of those parodies! keep up the good work..

burtonearny responds:

Thanks! I don't know if I should buy MP2 or not... sounds good, looks good... but I found the first one really hard... I couldn't get past the subway level! (for shame!)

[Walrus VS Ultimate Fighte]

nice

if you have more of this content, please submit it.. these are good things to post weekly on newgrounds so you can keep your fans entertained between the YAAFM episodes and your extra stuff like tit tazzler, and croc hunter... etc etc... i think this is very funny this cartoon, but the graphics sucks.. (but you said it was from a while ago so thats perfectly okay)

[mario all star adv 1]

very good

but after seeing the rise of the mushroom kingdom series my expectations for sprite movies is hard to pass off... i apalogize for that.

[The Jerry and Franco Show]

''''hilarious'''

Horvitz!! your a funny guy!!! hahahahah! your cartoons are funny shit! whooooo.. make more please :)

[Time Out's "The Bible"]

if you didnt make it as offensive as it was..

...being that like the hole freakin population of earth is made up of religious christians and catholics..

you might have a higher score..
but i found it humorious it was just taken
to seriously by most people that watched
it

burtonearny responds:

Surely it wasn't THAT offensive.